Me: I think it's really cool that a bear crossed the frozen lake and climbed up on to Bob and Chris' deck a few years before we moved next door.
Him: It may be cool but we REALLY don't want a bear on our deck.
Me: Well, okay, maybe not ON our deck, but I think it would be SO cool to see a bear up close.
Him: Not TOO close.
Me: Okay, not TOO close, but close enough so it's not, like on the other side of the lake.
FYI. It's official. In the bank parking lot IS.TOO.CLOSE.